I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The struggles of a small town man whore
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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