ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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