your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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