love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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