sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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