so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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