I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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