I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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