Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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