Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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