Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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