now i know why i became what i already was.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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