So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
