Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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