"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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