This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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