Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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