If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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