Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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