I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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