I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
it's like heaven, but drunker
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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