escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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