I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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