i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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