69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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