Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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