saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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