Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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