Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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