you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I look better un-naked...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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