North Korea, Best Korea!
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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