Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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