I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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