Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
