I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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