i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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