Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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