Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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