just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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