Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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