talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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