where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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