I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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