Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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