Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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