Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
