I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dignity is for republicans.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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