The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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