3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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