That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I need a beard to bite.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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