Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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I got inside last night via doggy door
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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