you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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